Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Nine Words WOMEN Use..


Lol, I got an e-mail. I found it pretty hilarious and true. :P So here it is, have a good laugh!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 

(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

6 comments:

Satans Darling™ said...

Hahahaa.... Loved it! Especially No.5!! I have to make Ash read it :P

Apurva said...

lol! Fatty mailed it to me! :P :P they are so funnily true!

TRUE BELIEVER said...

this is super cool!!!
tho all this is comman sense among women...guys are completely unaware o' it!!!

Common Man said...

hahahahaha..........this is da best i have seen ever....the TRUTH.... sayin all abt da most complex stuff GOD ever made...just few changes required...
1)right!! is not only wen she is right, even wen she is wrong n she wants da guy to shut up.
3)nothin!! is not something....it means a LOT of thing....n then if u insist that she should share it wth u, means u r not givin space.... and if u dnt insist her, means u r not takin interest in her n u do not know her well enough!!
4)Go ahead!! its a irony....it means i m givin u space u do it, but then how can we do after that sulkin face n rude words....

much more.....but over all u expressed it well.
well done!!

Common Man said...

@true believer : guys r all aware of it... but wat can da poor guys do, it will be much better if women behave simpler rather than bein so complex n complicated....

We undrstnd bt try ur best not to make da situation worst ;)

CrAzY fReAk! said...

lol asif, bilkul sahi pehchana ! :P :) so, finally one of the guys who understand women! :P lol!
or as you say, accept it. :P