Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Nine Words WOMEN Use..

Lol, I got an e-mail. I found it pretty hilarious and true. :P So here it is, have a good laugh!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Satans Darling™ said...

Hahahaa.... Loved it! Especially No.5!! I have to make Ash read it :P

Apurva said...

lol! Fatty mailed it to me! :P :P they are so funnily true!


this is super cool!!!
tho all this is comman sense among women...guys are completely unaware o' it!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha..........this is da best i have seen ever....the TRUTH.... sayin all abt da most complex stuff GOD ever made...just few changes required...
1)right!! is not only wen she is right, even wen she is wrong n she wants da guy to shut up.
3)nothin!! is not means a LOT of thing....n then if u insist that she should share it wth u, means u r not givin space.... and if u dnt insist her, means u r not takin interest in her n u do not know her well enough!!
4)Go ahead!! its a means i m givin u space u do it, but then how can we do after that sulkin face n rude words....

much more.....but over all u expressed it well.
well done!!

Anonymous said...

@true believer : guys r all aware of it... but wat can da poor guys do, it will be much better if women behave simpler rather than bein so complex n complicated....

We undrstnd bt try ur best not to make da situation worst ;)

CrAzY fReAk! said...

lol asif, bilkul sahi pehchana ! :P :) so, finally one of the guys who understand women! :P lol!
or as you say, accept it. :P