Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thin Bitches

Apologies: Well, I never thought, that I might offend somebody, but well, looks like, I did. I'd like to apologise! I am really sorry, I did not mean to hurt ANYBODY! I swear, it was just for fun, in a lighter sense! Believe me, when I say this, because, I do not hate thin people! My sister is super skinny, and so is one of my best friends, AND my boyfriend. I love them all. 
I am really sorry.


If you are not a regular reader of my blog, and don't know what
Thin Bitch means, please see
here.


(Taken from Deviant.art.com)

Two days ago, I was going back home, rather walking back home with my boyfriend and there were this group of three-four girls continuously staring at us and giggling and making funny faces.  I just ignored, cuz they were around 15-16 and at this age, everything is weird for them. Still, for almost 5 minutes continuously they were laughing and perhaps cracking jokes at us. I ignored, thinking maybe we know one of them or something. Then , as we were walking, we passed by them, and I heard one of them saying, "I really don't know why all the cute guys are stuck with ugly gits..." 

I was so infuriated! I mean I know that I am not the Miss Universe types, and that I am fat, and that I don't have those long shiny mane, AND that I have acne all over me, AND that I wear specs..lol! But well, Miss Thin Bitch, I am with the cute guy NOT you. I have brains, which I am sure , you lack. You angered me so much, that I have written a poem for you.

(If you can understand, do read it.)

Thin as a potato crisp,
Have you ever seen food?
Irresistible you think you are,
Not even close to it, I remind you.

Blah, Blah, you gossip all day,
Intelligence, what's this you say?
That's the limit of your brains,
Couldn't you just drown in the drains?
"Hot, sexy, make-up" , that's it,
Ends your vocabulary!
Stop it Thin Bitch, Stop the drama, Sure you're the worst karma!




P.S. I have become an acrostic fan! Everything seems to fit in those words! :P 
Please bear with my "Acrostic Phase" ;) I know, I am not as good as so many bloggers out here are, but I have lots of fun in writing these! :) Thanks!



32 comments:

яノςんム said...

awesome!!! the acrostic.. i too feel the similar about thin bitches :D

and stop disimpelling yourself.. u may not be miss universe types and not everyone is.. those few are odd ones out and rest ppl on the planet are normal human beings :)

gargi said...

Can you give me a break!..You are sooo not fat!.. :p

loved the poem..lol...
and yes.. i hate those thin retarded no baggage girls too! ;)

n btw.. u ROCK!! \m/
mwah!!

Miss Sunshine said...

@ яノςんム
haha, i know. It was just for fun. and even if I am all that i have the cute guy everyone dreams of. So no qualms :P haha!
and thnx for dropping by :)

@ Gargi
lol, i have a paunch now.. it's okay though :P
and yes, everyone hates them, yet deep down waise hi patle hona chahte hain..haha :P

The Pink Orchid said...
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The Pink Orchid said...

wow!! Appu jai ho teri!! I am so with you in this.. :P

their brain lies in the heels of their sandals, their tongue has no connection with their brains, when God was distributing sensibility they were busy painting their nails and yes they know they are not normal so they try and make up for it by not eating.. :)

so you have rightly named them!!

:) let me say it again.. Appu ki jai ho!!! :D

archana said...

wow yaar dat was hillarious......yes it was 4 me:)
u r so cute baccha
now u know y i call u a choti atankwadi?baby i love u so much...i wish u cld actlly recite dis poem in fron of those gals,,,i really wish u cld,,,,,,,,muahhhhhhhh....n honey u r a true miss INDIA 4 me:)
lucky is d guy i must say..........

Miss Sunshine said...

@ Kajal
hahaha, that was SO cool, the description you wrote :P :) loved it!
thnku :))

@ Archie Di
awwwwwwww, thnx :) ur the Miss Universe then :) i could have recited, but unfortunately, they would'nt understand :P haha!

archana said...

hahah true........they wldnt hav undrstood

Ms.R. said...

I'm sniggering trust me. Love your reply. Wish you could have followed it up with a spit on the face though! I don't know why people obssess so much about looks!

Sluts innit? Pfffff!!

You don't let what anyone says get into your head gurl! After all you are with the cute guy. Not them (:

Love ya!

neeraj_only said...

are wo gana nahi suna..."aashiq hoon main "....movie "pyar to hona hi tha"

do listen to that ...suna hi hoga tumne...
look for the lines..

"jo dekh rahein hain dekhne do ...jo jal rahein hain unhe jalne dooo...."

"Ye Baairi Zamaana Jaale To Jaale "

:P

neeraj_only said...

p.s: hey!! accept "good-poem-remark" from me for all poems u write....in advance :P....lolz

Miss Sunshine said...

haha, lol, good to c dat i made u laugh! ;)
I SWEAR! i did give her a look, as if, EXCUSE ME!? I HEARD WAT U JUST SAID! $#^@$%$%&^$% kahin ki ,lol :P

love u too! and yea, THEY can't make me feel bad, cuz i have another most important thing, they don't, BRAINS. which matters ;)

Miss Sunshine said...

@ neeraj
aww, thnku thnku :P haan, bloody jalne do. go, rot, die, burn ;)

IcE MaiDeN said...

This was sooo amazing!!! (applause)
I SO relate to this!! hehe i used to get d looks to whnever i was wid u-know-who... bt i usedto smirk n say "well d hottie is wid me aint he??" LOLZ.

n plzzzzz... ur NOT fat!!! damn!!! i think u look awesome!!! i m sure a lot of fans think so too!!! pagal ladki!!!

thin bitches are sluts!! whores!!! //adult content supressed// lolz.

n anyway who cares?? u got vinod n they got (shows d finger) heheheh!!! hi5!!! :)

Lotsa luv,
Annie

Ms.R. said...

AHEM!

I'm taking it a bit personally when people are targetting 'thin' females! LOL!

archana said...

hahaaaaaaa fatty same here.......thin females....oops thin bitches

fms1988 said...

Awesome !!!
Way to go girl....*thumbs up*

(Btw not all thing girls are sluts :P )
But i know excatly the type your goin on about Arrggghh!! so annoying they are !

Miss Sunshine said...

@ Annie
lol, I know. bloody %^#$#$.. AND they don't even look good. kapde atakte hi nahi hai! :P and i have a few extra kilos, so it's okay. i have to shed a bit, and I don't really mind. haha! and I have only fan. :P ;)the only one who really matters, actually.
*hi5s back!*

@ Ms R.
LOL, u dun come under that category. if you were air headed, then you would have. LOL :P

@ Archie Di
aap bhi, dimaag hai na? Simple, you don't fall under that category. :D

@ FMS
:) i know, so many of my friends are THIN, but not sluts. LOL. I am tokin about the $%%$*# ones. haha! and, thnx :)

Miss Cynical ღ Åйu ღ said...

LMAO =))) ... great post... lol!!!
I know how annoying typical girly behavior can be!!!

cheers !!

Miss Sunshine said...

@ Anu
dumb twits is the word :P hahaha!

Quirky Mon said...
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Quirky Mon said...

How I love this post! We all have encountered these female narcissistic idols, obsessed with their manicures, flattering their eyelashes at the possessor of the latest steroid-induced biceps in campus, and the next big sale at the mall. And not to forget the incessant giggling and smirking at the ones of the same species who haven't been born with a reed thin physique and glossy mane! That is their world! They wouldn't grasp intellect even if it danced naked in it front of them!

Siya said...

He He He...cool post!

Arrey..don't let thin bitch get to you!!!

Cool poem there..I hope thin bitch find it!

Cheers! :D

Mahrukh said...

r ol da men dead in ur locality dat dos gals wer lukin at ur guy...?? ur cute guy. n werent u walkin bak home?? if so, den wer dey stalkin u for 5 mins? it really makes me wonder if ol da men in ur localty r dead n ol da gals desperate.. so sad. newayz dun target thin galz even if dey have der heads in da clouds, some of dem xcept da despos, have der feet on da ground.
P.S. i m miss R's sister n trust me even if m thin n i m full of ma self, i wud NEVER luk at ur guy - or any1 elses for dat matter. cuz single guys r not dead u know ;)

sanely insane said...

grant them this much atleast..a) they can't eat food b) they dont even have the cute guy...after not eating food

they need something to keep them believing that..dunno watever it is they believe in :P

plus they inspire ure blog posts :P

Common Man said...

appu baba, abhi hum hai...... ru sure they were lookin at your guy??
you both were walkin togethr, ho sakta hai....hmhmhmhmh..... u know now days these twist r so common.... u r sure na those "bitches" wer straight...may b they found you cute n your guy... ;) "LOL"....n this is for you , your way :P

Miss Sunshine said...

@ Quirky
OH! I love your comment so much! it's so brilliant! i cudnt more agree! ;) and thnx :)

@ Siya
naah, she cant make me feel bad about myself! :P ;)

@ Mahrukh
hey, thnx for coming and reading my post. I am obliged. Seriously. And yeah, I know you are Ms. R's cute li'l sister :)
and, I am not against thin girls! My sister is the thinnest girl in the world! And, there was no stalking, or desperation. All of these words are strong. It still has cute guys, my locality I mean. It's just that, they were just staring and joking, perhaps. Nothing desperate about it. Don't we still drool at John Abraham/Brad Pitt even if they are engaged?
It's just, you can't help calling a cute guy, cute. Don't you think Asif is good looking? Even if he's engaged to your sis? It doesn't mean desperation. It's just appreciation/acknowledgement. And you might me thin, and full of yourself, but you ain't DUMB, you know. You are NOT a plastic doll! that's it!


and keep searching for your cute-single guy ;) and make him non-single , lol!
and join blogger! I really want to see you here!

xoxox,
Appu
thnx for coming again! :)


@ Sanely insane
haha, I know. some random chick made me stimulate my brains so much! :P ;)

@ Common Man
Welcome back!
Haha, maybe! Maybe they were checking me out. Ab main apni tareef apne aap kaise karti? ;) :P
you were so smart to understand :P

Miss Sunshine said...

@ Mahrukh

And , sorry. I apologise, if i hurt yor feelings.
It was just a lighter side of it. I don't hate thin girls! :)

DPhatsez said...

Couldn't you have just punched the living daylights outta her? you are obviously stronger than the 'biatch' :)


Don't mind me. I just love catfights! :)

Purva said...

hehe awesome! lOve it!! found your blog very vibrant and live! Blogrolling you!

Psych Babbler said...

Lol that was good --- the poem I mean. And I agree with you on the thin airheaded bimbos... :)

Miss Sunshine said...

@ DP
hahah, was with my boyfriend, had to maintain a dignified image, u see :P
and everyone loves cat-fights, from a distance, ofc :P

@Purva
hey..welcome, almost same name! lol :)
thnkuu! :)) keep coming!

@PB
aww, thnx :)